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Did you actually hold in a poop to make the cartoon? I hope so because I really did hold one in to watch it, lol.

Awesome, but you alright there?

I've been a fan of your work for sometime and somehow never watched this one. As ussual, it's great but your comment, though two years old, that "It's a personal subject" prompts me to ask, everything alright over there?

You're a talented artist and certainly a valued member and contributor to the NG community, so if stuff is getting you down remember that there's plenty of people here always willing to lend an ear. (...and in no way did I intend for that to rhyme) Chin up my friend, you've accomplished far more with your work than most ever will, and you are appreciated.

LOL, very funny.

Anyone who's saying this sucks is obviously missing the point that it's supposed to be a crappy rip off. I thought it was a hilarious exercise in tasteless humor. 5.

Great! I'm impressed!

The fact that you created character development in a little 16x16 elephant is impressive! I felt such victory and I skipped him home.

Bravissimo!

I never write reviews but... Incredible!

That is truly excellent game design. The interface for the user is incredibly simple and yet there is depth through his or her interaction with the world.

The contrast between the instant accelleration/decelleration, 8 direction only, rigid motion of the ship and the fluid, almost artistic attacks one can create with a little practice is nothing short of beautiful.

So many games here are entertaining, visually pleasing, but nothing new. It takes something different to achieve such complexity through simplicity. This is art.

Bravissimo!

-The Colonel

If it was supposed to be funny, I like it but...

I liked the humor and the "score" which, without anything to scale it against, is meaningless. If that was supposed to be funny, bravo.

***HOWEVER***

If you're going to try to ridicule my intelligence, please, try to use proper grammar. Lol, but honestly, the feeling of the computer being in control and dominant over the player (which, again, I'm assuming was your aim?) was very well created until it said 'Your single, aren't you?" C'mon, your and you're! Kind of took away from the experience...

Overall, bravo. Also, I make no claim that I didn't make mistakes in typing this since I'm not proof reading it, so I don't want to hear about it, lol.

And PS- Tell the computer I wasn't lying, I'm not single and she's drop dead gorgeous. Love that girl :)